Ich bin Shi und hier erzähle ich euch ein paar Sachen von mir
 
TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO GUYS
WHO CAN HANDLE IT:

1. The nice men are ugly.
2.The handsome men are not nice.
3.The handsome and nice men are gay.
4.The handsome,nice and heterosexual men are married.
5.The men who are not so handsome,but are nice men,have no money.
6.The men who are not so handsome,but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7.The handsome men without money are after our money.
8.The handsome men,who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,dont think we are beautiful enough.
9.The men who think we are beautiful,that are heterosexual,somewhat nice and have money,are cowards.
10.The men who are somewhat handsome,somewhat nice and have some moneyand thank God are heterosexual,are shy and never make the first move.
11. The men who never make the first move,automatically loose interest in us when we make the initiative.

Now who in the hell understands men?Men are like a fine wine .They all start up as grapes,and its a womans job to stomp o them and keep them in the dark untill they mature into something youd like to have dinner with.